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#1
10-12-2006, 06:25 PM
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Gather round children
Please gather round in an orderly fashion and lets pay respect to a most beloved member who has been struck down in the prime of his life here on HDC.
It seems with the new format, newb has been cast away and not allowed to post his whimsical little observations ANYMORE [you have always been jealous of him....haven't you Horror....admit it.....not as if you will actually grace our presence here.....we are nothing more than filthy little pee-ons.....c'mon...one post...I FUCKING DARE YA.....JUST MAKE ONE POST UP HERE IN GENERAL ] Sorry....I have seemed to go off track for a moment. Anyway....flowers will be ommited....instead send donations to The newb Foundation 1313 Mockingbird Lane AnyTown USA Tis a very sad day here on HDC........sniff....sniff....I...I......remember.. ..he liked his ...sniff.....chicken salad sandwichs...bwahhhhhh.....sorry......you will be missed .....little buddy.  p.s.....hee hee....just in case you do happen to look here once in a while Horror....hee hee....I was only kidding.....hee hee....you know jk.......I know your a busy man.....so I won't bother you any longer. 
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10-12-2006, 06:27 PM
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Tonight I weep for newb.
His ghost remains.
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10-12-2006, 06:27 PM
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yee will be missed
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10-12-2006, 06:31 PM
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Ohhhh NO!
not newb... FIE UPON YOU HORROR! :mad: :D
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"If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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10-12-2006, 06:38 PM
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But...But...Whatever will I tell this chicken salad loving baby?
 BWAAAAAAA Seriously...That sucks a ridiculous amount of ass And...It doesn't make a damned bit of sense... HEY...What if I ban Newb, with a 1 day ban, and see if it resets when the ban expires?...Think it's possible?
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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10-12-2006, 06:46 PM
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I hardly knew yee.....
Tis a sad,sad day.
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look at yourself - you're a f*cking mess, and yet you're saying nothing happened? - nothing happened??? yes, i know so much is so ordinary, so coarse, and so vulgar. but survival is simply not enough. nowhere near. what's the point of surviving? survive what? don't you realize you're going to die? f*ck your missions, your crusade. i demand and expect quality. right now, once and for all. quality time.
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#8
10-12-2006, 06:47 PM
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Quote:
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... If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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#9
10-12-2006, 06:50 PM
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****Sappy preacher mode***
The ancient Egyptians believed that upon death they would be asked two questions and their answers would determine wether they could continue their journey into the afterlife. The first question was "did you bring joy?" The second question was "did you find joy?" I'm sure we can all agree that the late great Newb was far too drunk to answer either question coherently.:D the king is dead, God save the king.
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"Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies." Earl of Chesterfield "A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well." Francis Bacon
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10-12-2006, 06:53 PM
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I barely knew you
but you brought me much joy you would brighten my day with each keystroke you'd employ You loved your chicken salad and was very fond of beer as Pink Floyd once sang I wish You We're Here This place won't be the same your absence will be ample Its a sad day at HDC When your humor we can't sample
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