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			undead is another low-buget horror zombie flick that doesent make the grade. it was stupid than anything else.:mad:
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			I accidentally bought Undead on pay-per-view while trying to get info on it. Since I had already bought it, I watched it. It started off good and then in the space of five minutes went to hell. It was like walking into a picturesque town a la Blazing Saddles and then realizing the whole damn place is made of carboard....way high on the DERP scale...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I actually like UNDEAD, I think they did a great job with the budget. And I like the Alien element in the film. Marion (the crazy fisherman) is cooler than Ash IMHO! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			"When I was a kid, we fuckin' respected our parents, we didn't fuckin' eat 'em!" :) 
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 But I did love the scene, where he throws the two hands guns in the air, uses the shotgun, then catches the guns! I'm not a big fan of action films, but I love the over the top ness(?) of that scene. He's like some crazy homage to Clint Eastwood. Maybe the film got over hyped but I can't really understand all the flak it gets. 
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 He was alright, but for the most part the movie sucked, a couple good moments ruined by the rest of the film.  | 
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			i liked the female lead .. i liked the alien twist .. i liked the burning rain and i liked some of the zombie gore... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	i didnt like Marion .. i guess there's no 'right look' for a role like that - i just didnt find him satisfying ... i might have a bias vs beards ..  | 
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			Don't get me wrong, I love cheesy movies. This one just struck the wrong tone with me. I didn't really like the story. Still, I guess it could have been worse...I could have accidentally bought Funny Girl or The Way we Were or Yentyl.....I wouldn't have slept THAT night....
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I think what really killed Undead for me is the fact that I watched Dead and Breakfast not too long afterwards. D&B had more humor, gore, and wit.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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