I have a degree in science or something

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Angra

Why is the sun yellow?

After Hitler conquered Poland, a series of events led to the change in the sun's color from a dull bronze to a bright yellow. Once Hitler's armies were conquered the sun darkened a bit to a grittier yellow. This leads to the hypothesis that war causes a change in not only the sun's temperature, but its color.

[Ritualistic]

can clouds be contained?

[Angra]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
After Hitler conquered Poland, a series of events led to the change in the sun's color from a dull bronze to a bright yellow. Once Hitler's armies were conquered the sun darkened a bit to a grittier yellow. This leads to the hypothesis that war causes a change in not only the sun's temperature, but its color.

DAMN you´re smart, boy!!:cool:


I have a few other questions for the delicate brain of yours...

Why is:

Grass Green
Mars Red
Ocean Salty
Clouds White
Steel Stainless
Sunsets Red
Water Wet
Moon Big
Snow White
Clocks Clockwise
Oceans Blue
Uranus Red
Metal Shiny


Enlighten me.;)

[Marroe]

what's the least painful way to go about removing a splinter?

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Ritualistic
can clouds be contained?

Yes, but only by a wizard. First, two sets of twins need to contact the wizard in person, each twin sacrificing an as compensation for the wizard's knowledge and expertise. The wizard will then use what we call a "holding spell", which forms a sort of barrier that keeps the clouds from entering our world.

Filmmaker could tell you more.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Angra
I have a few other questions for the delicate brain of yours...

Why is:

Grass Green
Mars Red
Ocean Salty
Clouds White
Steel Stainless
Sunsets Red
Water Wet
Moon Big
Snow White
Clocks Clockwise
Oceans Blue
Uranus Red
Metal Shiny

Grass green- lightning during the day
Mars Red- Alien urine
Ocean Salty- Fish urine
Clouds White- Reverse-gravity snow
Steel stainless- a combination of man-made chemicals
Water Wet- Angel urine
Moon Big- The fusion of large and small rocks formed by the Big Bang
Snow White- Pollution during the Great Depression
Clocks Clockwise- A conscious decision by the inventor of the clock
Oceans Blue- A dye that was injected by the Vikings
Uranus Red- It is?
Metal Shiny- A coating known as "Uglumus" invented in 1892

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Marroe
what's the least painful way to go about removing a splinter?

Quick and precise removal of the afflicted limb.

[Angra]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75

Uranus Red- It is?

Yeah for real, dude. You should see a doctor about that.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Angra
Yeah for real, dude. You should see a doctor about that.

ba dum bum

[novakru]

What makes the bubbly stuff in soda pop-bubbly?


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