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				Happy birthday Sammy.....
			 
			
			
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			Happy Birthday you SOB:p
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.  | 
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			Happy birthday, baby doll!:) :) :)  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			We just love you to pieces. What's your favorite kind of cake? I'll see if my late Gran (maysherestinpeaceintheSummerlands) has a kick-ass recipe for it. You're out of the prison known as public shool systems. Now, it's time to live it up. Take the world by storm!!! Love ya! 
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			Happy Birthday Sam, hope it's a good one dude...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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		![]() Looks like your gonna have to share this with.....StepFatherFan...i find that somehow ironic.  | 
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			LMAO yeah I found it quite ironic that SFF and Sam's b-day were on the same day.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Here comes the Birthday Ape! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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