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Old 05-01-2005, 02:34 PM
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for telemarketers wanting to sell you phone-whatever: say you don't have a phone
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Old 05-01-2005, 03:00 PM
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for telemarketers wanting to sell you phone-whatever: say you don't have a phone
My mother does that one...lol
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Old 05-01-2005, 03:12 PM
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HaHaHa...That's a GREAT idea........Hmm...Now where can I get a 4 year-old?


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take an egg, throw in a sperm, bake for 9 months and let sit for 4 years.

or in your case .. whatever time is left :D
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Old 05-01-2005, 03:14 PM
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actually the absolute best thing to do is simply say, 'can you hold on one sec' set the phone down, and walk away.

last time i suggested that someone got mad at me here .. cant remember who.
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Old 05-01-2005, 03:40 PM
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take an egg, throw in a sperm, bake for 9 months and let sit for 4 years.

or in your case .. whatever time is left :D
haha...I still got about 6 months and 3 weeks....

If I left the phone off the hook here, my daughter would kill me...She'd be afraid she'd miss a call from Shane :rolleyes:
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My favourite thing to piss off telemarketers is lifted shamelessly from Seinfeld:

Telemarketer: Would you be interested in *whatever they're selling*?

Me: Yes! *hangs up*
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