Lethal Combinations...

[Vodstok]

Have you ever taken a couple of things together that you thought would be okay, btu you wwere way wrong? Like brushing your teeth then drinking orange juice?

Here are a few for me:

After a year at my current job, i got self-concious for a while because going from 4 years as an active woodworker to sitting on my ass 10 bours a day and eating fast food made me gain 20 pounds in 6 months. SO, I decided to try Xenadrin (back when it still had ephedrin in it). Well, one day i took the xenadrin, which usually made me hyper. Well, that day, i had a medium coffee, a vitamin b pill, and a xenadrin. whithin an hour, i was like a friggin rabid bear. Everything pissed me off. I was snapping pens in half one-handed over little shit like a typo. I stopped using xenadrin that day. i had taken it with coffee before, no biggie. The vitamin b turned it into psycho-juice though.


Incidentally, last year when i met bree's family for the first time, we stayed at her grandparents house. now, i am severely allergic to cats and dogs. i started reacting to them shortly after we got there. Her grandmother gave me some preoscription strength benadril. Later, i proceeded to drink like a fish. i got smashed. My heart should have stopped from all the depressants in my system, but i was fine.

The problem was, the allergies opened the door for a massiv e flu infection which had me bed-ridden for 5 days. it was awful.

shit, i had a 3rd one, but it slipped my mind. I'll remember it later.

[cheebacheeba]

Guiness + Tequila + a fat-ass blunt + the Rammstein Live Aus Berlin concert in full surround....not that this was a bad thing, but pretty fucking lethal...

Another one: Penis + Zipper.

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by cheebacheeba

Another one: Penis + Zipper.

Ahh shit! been there, done that, got the scar, cried like a little girl.

[Egekrusher]

Mini Thins+Stacker 2+ Red Bull/Yagermeister (aka Yager Bomb)=PUKING FOR 5 FUCKING HOURS

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Ahh shit! been there, done that, got the scar, cried like a little girl.

Glad to hear I aint the only one.

[meetthecreeper]

A whole bottle of Formula 44D, 3 beers, and 2 Tylenol w/ Codeine(spellck) get you high man oh man high

[Hate_Breeder]

Bleach + Ammonia

or

Pills and Alcohol

[Stingy Jack]

Penis + Zipper is a horrible equation. Luckily, I have not been scarred by my experiences (yes, I said experiences - plural. It has happened more than once).

Here's one that I found to be completely disgusting:

Garlic powder + chocolate ice cream.

Don't ask what made me decide to sprinkle my chocolate ice cream with garlic powder. But I did. And it was a taste that I will never forget.

Here's another:

Dr. Tischnor's Concentrated Mouthwash - Water. Yes, minus water. When I first started dating my wife, she had a bottle of Dr. Tischnor's. I didn't know what it was, and the word "concentrated" was pretty small. I did know that it was mouthwash, though.

So, one morning, I took a gigantic swig of the stuff right out of the bottle. Talk about massive pain!!! All I could do was open my mouth and let the mouthwash fall into the sink while I agonized and tried to wipe my tongue with a towel. My tongue, of course, felt like what I imagine a slug feels like when it is doused in salt. Tremendous pain, and an butt-clenching, shrivelling sensation.

I have never used that mouthwash since.

[Vodstok]

I got a 6 pack of hard raspberry ice tea for bree once. it was biiter, so she didnt like it, but i could just tolerate it.

I opened one before we moved out of our last place, then resealed it for some reason.

a couple of months went by, i felt an urge to drink so i reached in aand grabbed a bottle. apparently, on swig a few months before was more than enough bacteria to start a new society, so when i took the first pull, there was a skin on top, and it tasted like rotting raspberry vinegar.

I gagged spit and coughed over the sink for 10 minutes, and washed and brushed my teeth and mouth 3 or 4 times to get the taste out of my mouth.

I ended up getting off mylazy ass and going out for beer. i needed it by that point.

[Stingy Jack]

Getting an accidental swallow of sour milk produces the same effect.