Deep thoughts.....

[Je Suis Phnomne]

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

son of a bitch, it looks like my post count has capped out......


fin

[hellfire1]

hey ya, postwhore ! empty your pm box... we have unfinished business !!!!!! lol

[Je Suis Phnomne]

*grinz* done

[orangestar]

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

The best Deep Thought ever.

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by Sistinas
Those were some funny shit.

I second that.

[natas]

I remember these!!

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.