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did anyone hear.........
ok so did anyone hear about that lady that was so fat she coroded onto the couch and sat in her waste for 6 years until she died.
its sad really,and the man that kept coming to feed her was a sick person. i mean no one should get so depressed that they get morbidly obease and die in a pile of their own filth. i wouldnt wish that upon anyone. :( :confused: why would someone do that to themselves???:confused:
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I would if I could get away with it.
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I cant. I freak out if i cant take a shower or brush my teeth or comb my hair
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Holy fucking posted before, Batman!
Sorry, but bloodrayne posted this story in the correct forum a couple of weeks ago ;)
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sry my bad. i live in a hole. literally. but its a hole with surround sound in every room. so you can see why im not on the pc all the time. so is that pic you have for your avatar you or someone else?:confused:
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Ummm...Yeah...I seem to recall reading about that somewhere...
480LB Woman Dies During Surgery To Remove Her From Couch
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like i said i live in a hole.
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the avatar is my fiance. i am showing off because we are getting married exactly one month from today :)
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Damn this infernal machine!...I'm ALWAYS too late:mad:
Oh well...I'll get over it... There...Over it:)
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oh btw my friend says she's hott and has a nice rack.! men??? i swear i'll never understand the obsession with breast. no matter how fluently i speak the male language i just wont understand them.:p
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Two nights ago I was shot A bullet sunk straight through my skull A friend pulled the trigger that silenced me No pain as I awoke, but dead Seeing the face of the man The time as he lays down his gun I knew this was going to take place White silence, so peaceful, so numb |
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