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Lethal Combinations...
Have you ever taken a couple of things together that you thought would be okay, btu you wwere way wrong? Like brushing your teeth then drinking orange juice?
Here are a few for me: After a year at my current job, i got self-concious for a while because going from 4 years as an active woodworker to sitting on my ass 10 bours a day and eating fast food made me gain 20 pounds in 6 months. SO, I decided to try Xenadrin (back when it still had ephedrin in it). Well, one day i took the xenadrin, which usually made me hyper. Well, that day, i had a medium coffee, a vitamin b pill, and a xenadrin. whithin an hour, i was like a friggin rabid bear. Everything pissed me off. I was snapping pens in half one-handed over little shit like a typo. I stopped using xenadrin that day. i had taken it with coffee before, no biggie. The vitamin b turned it into psycho-juice though. Incidentally, last year when i met bree's family for the first time, we stayed at her grandparents house. now, i am severely allergic to cats and dogs. i started reacting to them shortly after we got there. Her grandmother gave me some preoscription strength benadril. Later, i proceeded to drink like a fish. i got smashed. My heart should have stopped from all the depressants in my system, but i was fine. The problem was, the allergies opened the door for a massiv e flu infection which had me bed-ridden for 5 days. it was awful. shit, i had a 3rd one, but it slipped my mind. I'll remember it later.
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Guiness + Tequila + a fat-ass blunt + the Rammstein Live Aus Berlin concert in full surround....not that this was a bad thing, but pretty fucking lethal...
Another one: Penis + Zipper.
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Mini Thins+Stacker 2+ Red Bull/Yagermeister (aka Yager Bomb)=PUKING FOR 5 FUCKING HOURS
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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A whole bottle of Formula 44D, 3 beers, and 2 Tylenol w/ Codeine(spellck) get you high man oh man high
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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Bleach + Ammonia
or Pills and Alcohol
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Penis + Zipper is a horrible equation. Luckily, I have not been scarred by my experiences (yes, I said experiences - plural. It has happened more than once).
Here's one that I found to be completely disgusting: Garlic powder + chocolate ice cream. Don't ask what made me decide to sprinkle my chocolate ice cream with garlic powder. But I did. And it was a taste that I will never forget. Here's another: Dr. Tischnor's Concentrated Mouthwash - Water. Yes, minus water. When I first started dating my wife, she had a bottle of Dr. Tischnor's. I didn't know what it was, and the word "concentrated" was pretty small. I did know that it was mouthwash, though. So, one morning, I took a gigantic swig of the stuff right out of the bottle. Talk about massive pain!!! All I could do was open my mouth and let the mouthwash fall into the sink while I agonized and tried to wipe my tongue with a towel. My tongue, of course, felt like what I imagine a slug feels like when it is doused in salt. Tremendous pain, and an butt-clenching, shrivelling sensation. I have never used that mouthwash since.
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FROM GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES AND LONG-LEGGED BEASTIES AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT, GOOD LORD DELIVER TO US! Old Scotch Invocation -- adapted by Stingy Jack Stingy's Horror DVD Collection |
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I got a 6 pack of hard raspberry ice tea for bree once. it was biiter, so she didnt like it, but i could just tolerate it.
I opened one before we moved out of our last place, then resealed it for some reason. a couple of months went by, i felt an urge to drink so i reached in aand grabbed a bottle. apparently, on swig a few months before was more than enough bacteria to start a new society, so when i took the first pull, there was a skin on top, and it tasted like rotting raspberry vinegar. I gagged spit and coughed over the sink for 10 minutes, and washed and brushed my teeth and mouth 3 or 4 times to get the taste out of my mouth. I ended up getting off mylazy ass and going out for beer. i needed it by that point.
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Getting an accidental swallow of sour milk produces the same effect.
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