Crappy Neighbors

[Stingy Jack]

I need a place to vent for a second.

We have a new neighbor, who sits in her house all day and sends her kids all over the community forcing the other moms and dads to look after them. When she first moved in, her kids were over here and I gave them a couple of sodas, which they brought home. Next thing I know, she sends her kids BACK over here to get a soda for her!! Then today, she sends her kid over here to ask if I could give her mom a couple of a cigarettes because she doesn't have the gas or the money to go and get some. Now, I'm not about to hand out cigarettes to any kids, so all I said was: "Man, I'm down to my last couple as well, and my wife has the money. Can't help ya." Next thing I know, the mom's revving up her car and peeling out of here! Is it just me, or are these things that people just shouldn't do? I'm going to put a letter in her mailbox, giving her the digs on what she's doing to herself in the way she deals with folks in this community. Probably won't help anything, though. People like that make an art out of taking advantage of others. Even though such a letter would be written in an attempt to give her a clue, and maybe give her a chance to rethink how she acts, she'll probably just get pissed off at everyone and start vandalising people's property before moving away. ERRRRRRGGGHGHGHGHGH!!!!

[Vodstok]

This reminds me of an old saying:

"You have to have a license to drive a car in this country, but not to have kids....."

I really hate people like that. They serve no purpose. Although, they do show that you don't necesarrily have to evil to be a bad person.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
I need a place to vent for a second.

We have a new neighbor, who sits in her house all day and sends her kids all over the community forcing the other moms and dads to look after them. When she first moved in, her kids were over here and I gave them a couple of sodas, which they brought home. Next thing I know, she sends her kids BACK over here to get a soda for her!! Then today, she sends her kid over here to ask if I could give her mom a couple of a cigarettes because she doesn't have the gas or the money to go and get some. Now, I'm not about to hand out cigarettes to any kids, so all I said was: "Man, I'm down to my last couple as well, and my wife has the money. Can't help ya." Next thing I know, the mom's revving up her car and peeling out of here! Is it just me, or are these things that people just shouldn't do? I'm going to put a letter in her mailbox, giving her the digs on what she's doing to herself in the way she deals with folks in this community. Probably won't help anything, though. People like that make an art out of taking advantage of others. Even though such a letter would be written in an attempt to give her a clue, and maybe give her a chance to rethink how she acts, she'll probably just get pissed off at everyone and start vandalising people's property before moving away. ERRRRRRGGGHGHGHGHGH!!!!

I would suggest no more than two syllables per word, and lots of references to Jerry Springer. If the need also arises to have to resort to eloquent speech you might want to consider a cheap dictionary as well. If anything it will help her while she is busy playing boggle online and not paying attention to her kids.

I would have sent her a soda alright, *grinz* right after it took a ride in the ole' paint can shaker.

[nv.]

That's shitty Stingy. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. I think it's a good idea to write that letter. If she gets nothing else out of it...at least she'll know that you're not fuckin around...

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
I would suggest no more than two syllables per word, and lots of references to Jerry Springer. If the need also arises to have to resort to eloquent speech you might want to consider a cheap dictionary as well. If anything it will help her while she is busy playing boggle online and not paying attention to her kids.

I would have sent her a soda alright, *grinz* right after it took a ride in the ole' paint can shaker.

Ahhh, a sweet, Simpsonian touch, Je Suis... I like...:)

[kpropain]

Is your neighbor SFF :D JK

God I hate people like that...

[ShankS]

imo sending her a letter will be a waste of time in trying to influence her to alter her ways. People like this, know exactly what they are doing. They make out they're oblivious to the trouble they are causing, and incapable of supporting themselves and push the people around them to their limits, to see how far they can sponge from them.

It may let her know that you wont take anymore of her shit, but she'll keep on taking advantage of others. They will never change, they have the nerve and audacity to get what they want with the least bit of work possible.

Luckly, I live in a decent area, and dont have social lepers.

[nv.]

That reminds me of this one neighbor I had a while back. Her stupid rat of a dog would take a shit on my deck...every day. So finally I go so fed up with it, I took a huge pile of my dog's shit and piled it on her step. My friends and I were drinkin some beers outside when she stepped in it....haha...stupid bitch cleaned up after her dog from then on. :D

[Stingy Jack]

Well, I started on the letter. Lemme know what you think.

"Dear New Bitch,

On behalf of myself and the rest of the parents in this community, we would like to say that your arrival here has been as pleasant as a plague. Your children run amok, like rats, squirrelling their way into our homes and taking inventory of things you might like to ask us for in the future. They don't clean up after themselves, run through the house like their asses are on fire, and teach our kids to talk like ignorant rednecks. If you're hoping one of us will feel sorry for your children to the point that we try to adopt them, you're sadly mistaken. You've already fucked them up too far beyond repair for anyone esle to want.

I understand that your husband left you (hell... wonder why?) and you are having a hard time getting on your feet. Here's a hint: Get a goddam job. The rest of us don't work our asses off to give you sodas and cigarettes. You have one child who is old enough to babysit while you are at work ... not that it really matters, since the rest of us babysit your hell-brood all damn day, anyway. Good thing you're too ugly for anyone to want to help you make more.

Sorry about the "ugly" comment. That was superficial. My apologies.

Sincerely,

A Pissed off Neighbor

[Vodstok]

Hey you refrained from using the words "twat" or "cunt", You could be nominated for a Nobell Peace Prize :)