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Old 06-11-2004, 01:04 PM
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For the men, and for the women...

For the men- What would you do if you had 5 testicles?

For the women- What would you do if you had 5 breasts?


I'm bored, sorry. :(
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Old 06-11-2004, 01:17 PM
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jeez you must be reaaaally bored to think of something so random. But anywayzz I would probably kill my self. Or run off to the circus to be with other freaks....What would you do???
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Old 06-11-2004, 01:20 PM
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I would sell 2 of them.

Seriously, you can sell your testicles for medical purposes for about $20,000 US per testicle.

I'd have to keep 3 of them because... well... that would just be cool.
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Old 06-11-2004, 01:21 PM
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If I had 5 testicles, I would buy a larger nut cup.

If I had 5 breats, I would never leave the house.
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Old 06-11-2004, 01:27 PM
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If I had 5 Breasts I think I would be very popular. So of course I would milk it for all it's worth!! LOL
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Old 06-11-2004, 01:30 PM
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If i had 5 testicles, i'd be at Wal-mart buying new underwear
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Old 06-11-2004, 01:32 PM
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If i had 5 testicles, i'd be at Wal-mart buying new underwear
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Old 06-11-2004, 01:46 PM
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If I had 5 Breasts I think I would be very popular. So of course I would milk it for all it's worth!! LOL
Wouldn't the proper grammar be milk 'them' for all 'they're' worth?

Unless your five breasts teamed up to form one giant breast, then you could just milk 'it'.


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(P.S. I'm not dumb, I know what you were saying, but I like to play on words...)
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Old 06-11-2004, 03:05 PM
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If I had 5 balls I would probably shoot a 5 gallon bucket worth of cum everytime I got a nut.....
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Old 06-11-2004, 03:22 PM
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if i had five testicles id marry five midgets and use them as cup holders
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