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08-10-2004, 05:24 AM
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The art of......... Haiku.....
format is, 3 lines, 5syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.
I plan to completely devalue this writing form. I will also compose haikus for members of this forum. Here is my ode to Kpro Owns a big gun (bang), Hates bottle throwing retards, Glad no one called cops. and here is one about turtles: Wears bony shell house, Alligators snack on them, crunch like snack cracker.
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08-10-2004, 05:39 AM
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Ah yes. The ancient form of Japanese poetry. My time in Japan, when I was a boy, was spent mastering this beautiful form of language. Akutagawa Ryunosuke himself took me under his wing and tutored me well.
Covered with the flowers, Instantly I'd like to die In this dream of ours!
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08-10-2004, 07:35 AM
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i saw a duck once,
I named her agnes the duck, she ate bread we threw.
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08-10-2004, 07:36 AM
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Ladies underwear,
I like it in lacey pink, fits well when alone.
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08-10-2004, 09:25 AM
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ROFLMAO :D thanks bud, I needed a good laugh
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08-11-2004, 03:38 AM
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Congrats on your job,
I need sleep real real bad, The lace is chafing.
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08-11-2004, 03:49 AM
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Do I get one? Lol
Good job...I suck at poetry
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08-11-2004, 04:03 AM
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So do i, that is why i am just making fun of it here :)
Born in Canada, Dodging zombie polar bears, Penguins live down south.
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08-11-2004, 04:10 AM
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Quote:
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Death is but a door. Time is but a window. "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Dr. Seuss "Someone called actors 'sculptors in snow.' Very apt. In the end, it's all nothing." – Vincent Price The Oldest and Stongest Emotion of Man is Fear- H.P Lovecraft Six bottles went down the drain One hour's a waste of time I'd ask if you feel the same Still pushin that chance to try Your breath in this cool room chill Long hair that blows side to side You speak and make time stand still And each time you walk right on by
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08-11-2004, 04:13 AM
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I thought you might appreciate the Canada ode, you being such a patriot and all.
here is another (i amv ery low on sleep, mind you) Canada's Symbols, Maple Leaf and brown Beaver, Sounds very kinky.
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