|
|
||||||||||||||||||||
|
|
|
|
||||||||||||||||||
|
|
||||||||||||||||||||
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|||||||||||||
|
|
||||||||||||||||||||
|
#1
06-07-2009, 06:09 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Ornery Cats
Do you have troubles with ornery cats?
You know how cats are always sneaking around, sniffing for food, sniffing for better food if their current food is boring to them; pawing, clawing, leaping and otherwise misbehaving. They are often ornery creatures! Well, someone gave me a big bag of tasty cat food a few weeks ago. The kitties over here liked the new cat food supply immediately, and it makes sense for me to use it because...it's free! But now one of the cats, Hootie, has become "ornery"...he makes noises outside the window all the time, and when he comes inside he is clearly all geared up..."The food! Where is the food! I am excited about the food." He barely gives me time to pour the food onto a plate...Hootie is just crowding me and meowling and he is downright ornery.
__________________
************************ Friend....gooooood! 
|
|
#2
06-07-2009, 06:30 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Tie a bag of urine to a tree, poke it with a pin so it leaks out over time.
Refill as necessary. Hai!
__________________
The door opened...you got in..:rolleyes:
|
|
#4
06-07-2009, 08:28 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Chrono and her demon cat at night...
 Damn. This place needs a cat-exorcist, and soon.
__________________
"If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
|
|
#6
06-07-2009, 08:58 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
My pretties are mostly ornery when I shut them out of the bedroom - The stand outside and scream and paw at the door, especially Ripley.
So if you want to save your soul... Just close the door behind you. HA! Take THAT pea brain feline!
|
|
#8
06-07-2009, 09:47 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Nine out of ten schizophrenics prefer Henderson's goblin spray, the goblin spray endorsed by Bob Saget.
__________________
Horror and Bizarro novelist and editor
|
|
#9
06-07-2009, 10:09 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
The Birds are stealing my cat's food. I warn them, but they don't listen.
__________________
By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
|
|
#10
06-07-2009, 10:15 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
I think your cats can work out to do about that pretty quickly. Sounds like a less-than-complicated ecosystem to me.
__________________
Horror and Bizarro novelist and editor
|
 |
|
|
