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02-10-2004, 11:42 AM
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Fellowship of the Nuclear Bomb
Heres a comdeic story i am writing:
The world is changed: I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth, I smell it in the air ... Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the Nuclear bombs. Three were given to the Americans, immortal, wisest - fairest of all beings. Seven to the Mexican-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And Nine ... nine rings were gifted to the race of Blacks, who, above all else, desire drugs. For within these nuclear bombs was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived ... ... for another bomb was made. The 3 races battled in a nuclear World War resulting in what lies upon the Earth today… A wasteland, with few survivors and evil creatures. Now that the bombs are now needed most, they are gone. For there is one nuclear bomb left… Chapter 1: The party Steve Voorhees was making a pot of vegetable stew, when a knock on his door was heard. “I told you not to knock on that door again!” screamed Steve. “What if I told you I was an old friend.” Said Wes Craven. “Gandalf!” said Steve as he hugged him. “What the fuck did you call me?” said Wes. “Come on in. I was just making some cranberry soup. “I didn’t come to have some soup. It’s time for the bomb to be used. “Okay,” throws keys to Wes. “It’s in the garage.” Wes used to keys to open the garage door. Wes flipped it on a fork lift and drove it into the street. “Okay. I think it will be safe here. For now…” said Wes. (at night) “Ha Ha! You have 1 eye!” said Michael Myers chasing Jason around with a knife. “Wes?” said Jason happily as he hugged him. “I am sorry to tell you this but, 10 years ago your uncle stole the last nuclear bomb from a creature called Osama. You must take this bomb and deliver It into the depths of Mount Doom.” Wes stops as he realizes that he has been talking on a microphone the entire time. “I was just joking about all that.” Said Wes. Fast Forward to Fellowship Scene: Wes: Who shall join Jason in his quest to destroy the world in order to restart humanity? 5 hours later “You have my shotgun.” Said Ash. “And my Chainsaw.” Said Leatherface. Freddy, Michael, Chucky, and Blade join as well. This is the fellowship of the bomb… 
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02-16-2004, 04:33 AM
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Dude, if you write an entire story out of this, i will read it.. :)
very creative, pretty godamn funny, too. Your sense of humor reminds me of this guy: http://www.x-entertainment.com/ And he is funny as hell.
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