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Old 05-21-2006, 02:01 AM
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stupid things

What stupid things did your mum and dad tell you when you were young. They told me santas elves are everywhere
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Old 05-21-2006, 02:22 AM
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I didn't get any of the usual holiday bull(santa, easter bunny ect.). Also didn't get many(if any) of the others, such as the tooth fairy for example.
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Old 05-21-2006, 04:36 AM
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Elves are everywhere. That's not stupid. It's just your notion of elves that's stupid.

My parents didn't exactly try to tell me anything stupid, but they did take me to church. While for some people that wouldn't be stupid, but for me it was stupid. I didn't belong there.
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My parents are stupid in general.
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Old 05-21-2006, 04:48 AM
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That explains a lot, Posher....:D I kid. I kid. Why do you say that, Posher, other than the fact that everyone thinks their parents are stupid until you reach a certain age?
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Old 05-21-2006, 05:20 AM
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That there are no monsters - but there are.

And they mostly come at night.

Mostly.

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Old 05-21-2006, 09:03 AM
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My parents were classically screwed up. I was raised Southern Baptist in south Georgia, and my mom happens to be a pathological liar, so I thought I was crazy until I moved out of the house....one of her favorite things was "don't have sex until you're married or you'll burn in hell" but I found out when I was 22 that she was five months pregnant with me when she married my dad....who also happened to be her drill sargeant....

Parents say the damndest things....
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Old 05-21-2006, 09:13 AM
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This was more stupid on my part than theirs..but when I was little my parents were on welfare...and for the longest time I used to think the Welfare cheese came from the local bar.....lol mom died laughing when I finally asked her about it.
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Old 05-21-2006, 11:20 AM
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Oh fuck!!
these were the little stories i was told..
Don't whistle in the house at night..cos your singing to the dead.

Don't answer an owl or they will follow your reply and live on your windowsill forever.

Don't have pictures of fantails..cos they represent the dead.

If you look at yourself in the mirror for too
long..your face changes.

Never hang your undies on the outside of the line cos your future boyfeind is imprinted on the material and ppl will be able to see who it is..

no wonder a lot of our generation are fucking crazy'.
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Old 05-21-2006, 12:32 PM
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LOL....this is awful, but when I was a little kid my dad would fart and then yell "There goes the little elephant, catch him, quick" and of course I would go crawling under the furniture looking for the little elephant....cruel and unusual.....
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