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01-18-2006, 03:46 PM
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Santa's Slay (2005)
 DVD DESCRIPTION: It turns out that Santa Claus is not really the sweet old fellow that we all know and love... In fact, he's the devil and the only thing that's kept his bad side in check was a bet he lost with an angel... After 1000 years of playing nice, the bet is up and Santa is about to open up a can of holiday Whoop- Ass!!!...The only glimmer of hope comes from an old man with a secret, his grandson and his girlfriend.... Brace yourself for one really bad Santa, bent on spreading holiday fear!!! STORY: 3 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 3 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 5 out of 5: Santas out of control BLOOD: 1 out of 5 GORE: 0 out of 5 SPECIAL EFFECTS: 1 out of 5 LOVE: 1 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: Santa is played by Bill Goldberg from WCW & WWE...He's one bad dude....Not much talking from him, but alot of 1 liners...This had to be a made for tv movie....Rent this only if you have nothing else to watch... OVERALL SCORE: 2 out of 5 
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Hahahahaha...
This one definatly falls under the so-bad-it's-good file for me. I gotta admit it was an enjoyable movie to watch though:D
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I dont think this movie was supposed to be scary one bit or taken seriously AT ALL!!! Its just a fun silly movie that is what it is and revels in it! 57/10 from me
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given the budget they had to work with it was'nt bad.goldberg actually has some semi intelligent funny dialog.it's a b movie sure,but dammit i just *tearing up*.........luv those holiday films.
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