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Merry F@!#*$! Christmas
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merry christmas, assholes
lets kill a tree for christ and max out all our credit cards on trinkets overpriced. we'll cook all day and clean all night some drunken kin will start a fight the guys pig out cus its delicious watch football while the wives wash dishes. and great aunt ethels fruitcake will make another round recycled here for 30 years weve yet to choke it down. we plunk our brats on strangers laps distract ourselves with photo snaps we notice not his wandering paws... merry christmas, santa claus! then tuck said brats into their beds with visions greedy in their heads howls and screeches oft abound when mornings haul has let them down. so you can keep your christmas cheer and I'll drink mine throughout the year come spring when youre stuck paying bills ill be laughing at you still. :)
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering. |
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where the fuck was that poem before xmas..!!
LOL... :D
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"How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments."
-Benjamin Franklin
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they DID call him "Ol' Lightning Rod"
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