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Old 12-25-2005, 12:41 AM
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Old 12-25-2005, 01:02 AM
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merry christmas, assholes
lets kill a tree for christ
and max out all our credit cards
on trinkets overpriced.

we'll cook all day and clean all night
some drunken kin will start a fight
the guys pig out cus its delicious
watch football while the wives wash dishes.

and great aunt ethels fruitcake
will make another round
recycled here for 30 years
weve yet to choke it down.

we plunk our brats on strangers laps
distract ourselves with photo snaps
we notice not his wandering paws...
merry christmas, santa claus!

then tuck said brats into their beds
with visions greedy in their heads
howls and screeches oft abound
when mornings haul has let them down.

so you can keep your christmas cheer
and I'll drink mine throughout the year
come spring when youre stuck paying bills
ill be laughing at you still.

:)
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Old 12-25-2005, 06:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by mothermold
merry christmas, assholes
lets kill a tree for christ
and max out all our credit cards
on trinkets overpriced.

we'll cook all day and clean all night
some drunken kin will start a fight
the guys pig out cus its delicious
watch football while the wives wash dishes.

and great aunt ethels fruitcake
will make another round
recycled here for 30 years
weve yet to choke it down.

we plunk our brats on strangers laps
distract ourselves with photo snaps
we notice not his wandering paws...
merry christmas, santa claus!

then tuck said brats into their beds
with visions greedy in their heads
howls and screeches oft abound
when mornings haul has let them down.

so you can keep your christmas cheer
and I'll drink mine throughout the year
come spring when youre stuck paying bills
ill be laughing at you still.

:)
That is some really funny shit ! I see a new xmas email chain letter going on :eek:
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Old 12-25-2005, 10:33 AM
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where the fuck was that poem before xmas..!!
LOL... :D
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Old 01-02-2006, 10:59 PM
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Old 01-03-2006, 09:31 AM
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"How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments."
-Benjamin Franklin
B Franklin one of the greatest yanks to ever grace the US. If he was alive I am sure he would be a horror film fanatic not mention porn.
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Old 01-03-2006, 09:33 AM
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they DID call him "Ol' Lightning Rod"
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