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the big question
has anyone had any big questions they dont know the answer to in horror well post em here then you will get a answer
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yeah,
the main actors.. why is it that after all that running around killing and getting chased,,thier hair is still perfectly groomed?? Also...doesnt anybody ever go to the toilets..?? in some movies where there are sex scenes...doesnt any of them ever take a shower..??
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12-17-2005, 04:07 AM
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Has anyone ever seen ThomasGeorge and Rain Man in the same room at the same time ?
 "Definitely 5 minutes to start another random question thread. Lots of questions. Definitely random questions." :rolleyes: CK
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I've always wanted to know what the bogs looked like on the Enterprise. I could just see Wharf coming out and saying "Phew, i'd give it 10 minutes if I were you". Or perhaps they just use the transporters and beam it straight out your ass and into orbit. Imagine that. There could be hundreds of frozen turds out there, tumbling end over end silently through the cold vacuum of space. There could even be whole "asteroid" belts of 'em out there! Sheilds up! Brown alert! We're entering the Turd Nebula! It would be a bit like when you driving through the country and you go past a muck spreader and have to wind the windows up quick and hold your breath. Then again i suppose i'd loose all respect for Darth Vader if i saw him on the crapper curling one down while flicking through the sports pages. I reckon that leather jump suit he wears has got no arse in it to make it pooing easier. Hence - the cape. I could go on all day on this one.
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 By the way, I love your sence of humor:p
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Okay, Thomas George is rather childish, but this has been a funny thread. All commentary has been noted and laughed at, especially the tampon comment.
This isn't that funny but why don't we see bladders release on the horribly suprised or deeply terrified? There are bodily reactions to fear. I want to see some wet crotch. Also, in sex senes, there's usually a sheet between them.
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I've always wanted to know why anyone who's well adjusted would want to have sex knowing there's a killer running about and after having just cut "susie" down from the rafters.
Have I forgotten something and just don't recall the level of teenage hormones? Hello?? I prefer soft sheets, comfy bed, soft music and access to a shower/bathroom. I think a more realistic rendition would have much more laughing and the line, "it's ok it happens to alot of men" or "ya know loverboy, this damp shack and this lumpy bunkbed just aren't doing it for me."
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So mote it be, brothah!
Such is the way of the slasher films in the slasher films universe. Let's talk about hot vampires: Whose with me when I say: Fuck being moral and doing whats right! This joker is hot and I want to be his woman!
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