|  | ||||||||||||||||||||
|  |  |  | ||||||||||||||||||
|  | ||||||||||||||||||||
|  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |||
|  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |||||||||||||
|  | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 
			 
			#1  
			
			
			
			
			
		 | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| 
				
				House Of The Dead..i finally saw it.
			 
			
			this reallly was as bad as everyone said it was. WHAT THE FUCK is with the matrix crap? sooo dumb.
		 | 
| 
			 
			#2  
			
			
			
			
			
		 | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| 
			
			You have been warned.... haha I love the parts with flashbacks of the videogame... WTF?! And then you got the awesome Sega Rave party with topless girls running around. And the makeup was horrible as well. 
				__________________ Horror Collection ht tp://www.chasingthefrog.com/catalog/my_movies.php?username=sirbflo114 | 
| 
			 
			#3  
			
			
			
			
			
		 | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| 
			
			This movie makes me smile...... I thought it was good fun.  Pure cinematic trash there's some good laughs to be had at its expense.  But yeh as you can probably tell there's not many horror films I don't like.
		 | 
| 
			 
			#4  
			
			
			
			
			
		 | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| Quote: 
 | 
| 
			 
			#5  
			
			
			
			
			
		 | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| 
			
			what pissed me off it that it was not even in the house!  its more like "Jungle of the dead"
		 | 
| 
			 
			#6  
			
			
			
			
			
		 | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| Quote: 
 | 
| 
			 
			#7  
			
			
			
			
			
		 | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| 
			
			This truly was a horrible movie. I remember I used to love to play the game in the arcade years ago, so when the film came out, I was actually pretty excited about it. After watching it, I wanted to pour bleach in my eyes. And yet somehow, Uwe Boll still has a career.
		 
				__________________ And no matter what I say I cannot resist or betray it. No one could do so because there is no one here. There is only this body, this shadow, this darkness. | 
| 
			 
			#8  
			
			
			
			
			
		 | |||
| 
 | |||
| 
			
			lol@pour bleach in my eyes. Yeah, I saw that shitfest at someone's house. Thank God I didn't spend the $3 renting that crap. that movie was God awful, almost as bad as "Children of the Living Dead", and I didn't think that was remotely possible.
		 
				__________________ The gorier, the better. ;) | 
| 
			 
			#9  
			
			
			
			
			
		 | ||||
| 
 | ||||
| Quote: 
 Hmmm..... Super Mario Brothers? .... Hmmm... No, that wasn't very good. How about Double Dragon? Wait, no, that sucked too. Resident Evil? No? Alone in the Dark? No? Hmmm..... Wait! I got one! I actually did like the first Mortal Kombat movie. (Sequel sucked though.) Wow, that was tough... Good observation about the general crapiness of game-to-film transistions. Hollywood doesnt have a very good track record going on that one... 
				__________________ Click for bwind22's 1 Minute Movie Reviews! | 
| 
			 
			#10  
			
			
			
			
			
		 | |||
| 
 | |||
| 
			
			Resident Evil could've been good, but the plot was half-assed, they almost ripped off the zombies Romero-style, and the gore, although the movie is "R" rated was practically at a PG level. And part 2 was more of an action film than horror. I dunno.... I was really dissappointed with  the "Resident Evil" films.
		 
				__________________ The gorier, the better. ;) | 
|  | 
| 
 | 
 |