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08-14-2005, 06:12 PM
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Broken bones
One of my roommates just got a call from his ma saying his little brother was on a bike trip (what the fuck is a bike trip by the way?) and he fell and broke both of his arms. I started laughing because his life is going to be difficult to say the least for a while, but my roommate was pissed.
So this begs the question... Ever broken any bones? Which bone and in what situation? I broke my nose when my friend hit me with a golf club. The doctor said if he had hit me a few inches to the left, I would have lost an eye.
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08-14-2005, 06:21 PM
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My 3rd toe, on my right foot....3 different times! My moms Drunk friend smashed it the first time, about a year later I dropped a caller ID box on it, and while it was almost healed from that time...a giant speaker fell on it. It's a bit crooked now:o
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08-14-2005, 06:42 PM
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Ripped all the tendons in my lower left leg- falling down the stairs
Left Arm- Tire Swing Right Ankle Numerous times- Skatebording
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08-14-2005, 07:15 PM
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-right wrist,forearm and shoulder....
tight end came across the middle, we both went up for the ball when I came down I stuck my right arm out to break my fall what I didn't know is that the tight end was about to use me to break his fall, so 450 pounds fell on my right arm. -left shoulder.... other team did a fake reverse, I didn't buy it so it was just me and the running back, he decided to lower his head at the exact same time I decided to get low and square my shoulders. He got a concussion and a collarbone fracture, I got a cracked shoulder and a pinched nerve. -left knee.... running back came around my corner, I was about to make a plan old routine tackle and some asshole receiver chop blocked me. Haven't played since.
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08-14-2005, 07:17 PM
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None here.......Yet
OH...But...When I was 12, I fractured the bottom right point of my pelvic girdle (the ischium) when I did a cartwheel off of a stage and landed in splits...The impact caused the bone to sever muscles that were attached to the top of the back of my thigh, thereby rendering my left leg useless for about 6 weeks......That one kinda hurt.... The circled part is what I fractured...
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08-14-2005, 07:27 PM
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Ouch!! :(
No broken bones here. I have had a few bad sprains, but nothing too severe. I have been lucky. I did run into a table with my face one time......that was pretty scary.....and I looked pretty scary....:eek: They had to tie me down to the table to stitch me up...my grandmother had me convinced I was dying...lol....a lot of blood that night. I was four at the time, I think. Last edited by jenna26; 08-14-2005 at 07:29 PM.
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08-14-2005, 07:33 PM
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i broke my wrist and my right shoulder playing football when i was 12. but i have a friend who broke his pelvic bone. he says it was from fucking to hard but i cant see anyone being able to have that hard of sex. like im sure you could try but i dont think superman could thrust hard enuff to do that.
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08-14-2005, 07:37 PM
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I was coming out of the shower, slipped and fell penis-first on the floor
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08-14-2005, 07:39 PM
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Quote:
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