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06-14-2005, 02:46 PM
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lifetime television for women
is the best channel EVER!!! and now they have 2 lifetimes - lifetime... and lifetime movie network!
this is what my mother and i are watching right now. She's No Angel - basically, this chick is really poor with no family or friends. she gets raped and stabs the guy, and she has to run away. she ends up hitchhiking with a newly wed couple of 18 hours who are on their way to meet the husbands parents, on account the wife has never met his parents. on the way to, the wife lets her try on the wedding rings. just then, they are about to hit a truck and careen off the road. the 2 die, but luckily she magically flew out of the car window before it exploded. in the hospital, the parents meet her, thinking that she is the wife. 'you are family now, we will take care of you.' the parents r LOADED ^^^ my own synopsis, since i find the online one too bland. and this one me and my bf are really excited for... Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life Jeremy Sumpter is totally believeable as star hig-school athlete Justin Petersen, whos smart, trustworthy, considerate -- the sort of child every parent dreams abot. He is also able to depict the inner conflict and guilt Justin feels after the 'cool kids' at school in introduce him to online pornography and he goes from being naturally curious to dangerously obsessed. OHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!!
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06-14-2005, 02:47 PM
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OH SCHNAP. just when shes thinking shes ok. the mother sent the maid over to the couples apartment to pack up her stuff. the maid is starting to unpack when she runs in saying 'NO I CAN DO IT MYSELF'
now shes trying to get rid of any incriminating evidence. the fuckin bitch.
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06-14-2005, 02:52 PM
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godd ammit. my dad changed the channel and now i hafto watch upstiars
the same fucking thing happens when i watch real world. the idiots get me hooked for the entire season!! :mad:
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06-14-2005, 02:58 PM
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You forgot to include in your poll
E) Members of fanclubs belonging to any of these actresses: Meredith Baxter-Birney, Nancy McKeon, Melissa Gilbert or Valerie Bertinelli. Seems like any time I've ever flipped through the channel, one of them is on there. It's like a coven or some evil sisterhood. Scary. CK
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06-14-2005, 04:27 PM
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Dude!
Nancy McKeon is soooooooo happening. How could you say that about NANCY. She even learned how to act pretty good. She plays detectives and stuff now.
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06-14-2005, 04:33 PM
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Lifetime and other so-called 'Channels for Women' bore the shit outta me....
My mother always watches crap like that though...Every time I go to her house, she's watching some kinda drama, or Golden Girls...What is WITH that show? No matter what day, or what time I go to my mother's house, that show ALWAYS ends up either being on, or coming on at some point while I'm there...
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06-14-2005, 04:39 PM
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Lifetime is shit.... Here's every show on Lifetime.
"Mother May I Sleep With ... " "Sleeping With the ... " "Dangerous ..." Blahhhhhh....
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06-14-2005, 04:47 PM
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06-14-2005, 04:55 PM
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I never understand why ''The network for women'' 2/3rds of the time plays movies or shows about women being abused in one form or another. I know that in the end the woman overcomes everything and lives happily ever after but for the most part it's still sad stories, why not show some uplifting movies and stories about women?
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