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70 Year-Old Woman Survives 9-Story Fall
Woman, 70, survives Nine-Story Fall
An elderly Florida woman falls nine stories -- and lives. Fort Lauderdale, Florida -- A 70-year-old woman survived a nine-story fall from a condominium tower Wednesday when she landed on a canopy, officials said. Gloria Jummati was cleaning her balcony at Coral Ridge Towers when she fell and landed on a first-floor canopy, according to the Fort Lauderdale Fire-Rescue. Jummati was alert and talking when rescuers arrived. She was transported to Broward General Medical Center with a broken arm and other non-life-threatening injuries, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported.
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See mandolin? God exists and has a wicked sense of humor. 12 year old turns his head, hits his temple against a corner and dies. 70 year old woman falls 9 stories, gets a broken arm.
Keep it comin', big guy.
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I actually saw this on the news yesterday....
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A 9 story fall would usually be fatal at any weight/age though.
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i'd probably have passed through the concrete and 12 feet into the ground
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