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Old 08-06-2004, 10:42 AM
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What if you could stop time at will?

What kinds of things would you do? Lets assume that while you can move around while time is stopped, you dont suffer the effects of time during that period, so if you left time stopped for a year, you wont end up like Bart and Milhouse in last yer's treehouse of horror.

For starters, i would be filthy rich in no time.

I would have a lot of questions answered. you could look up anything you want at any time. Plus, you could always see what the hot chick down the hall's undies look like :)

I would stop time to do all my chores and so on so i would have more real time to sit around and do whatever i wanted.


Become an expert at many many things. Finish writing stories in seconds :) (relatively speaking.)

Find people i dont like, and kick them in the crotch :) (watch out mr president.....)
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:04 AM
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Bad, evil things. Seriously, I don't know if I could stop myself from fucking over the people I don't like, fucking the people I do, and hoarding a shitload of money. Things change when you become all powerful and there are suddenly no consequences for your actions, and not for the better.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:08 AM
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i would walk to a bunch of members homes and maybve steal there horror collection hehe but i would go there and unfreeze time and see which member would think im a robber and hit me first
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:13 AM
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Bad, evil things. Seriously, I don't know if I could stop myself from fucking over the people I don't like, fucking the people I do, and hoarding a shitload of money. Things change when you become all powerful and there are suddenly no consequences for your actions, and not for the better.
I agree. I could see "Hollow Man" syndrome hitting A LOT of people. Just think of how many poepl would act out their sick, perverted fantasies if given that level of control. Very scary.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely, i guess..
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:37 AM
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I play a lot of poker so I would freeze time every hand and then run around the table and look at everyone's hands, then sit back down, unfreeze time and proceed to take all of their money in a 'legit' game of poker.

P.S. I would do this every single hand.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:44 AM
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i would rule at counter-strike (thanks bwind, you gave me this idea :D). Just freeze time, walk wup to everyone, shoot them in the head, then start it up again.

or, more fun, pause time, appear right in front of them, then start it again for a nice "OH SHIT!"moment, just before i pop them :)

I would steal lunches from people i dont like.

I would have a meat locker full of beer :)
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:45 AM
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Very very bad things. It would be impossible to not let it corrupt me.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:48 AM
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People i dont like would have HORRIBLE lives. "Dont make me angryu. You wouldnt like me when I'm angry"

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Old 08-06-2004, 12:04 PM
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i would stop time during mid orgasam
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