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A different drunk driving story.
My neighbor woke us up early Sat. morning to tell us that there had been an accident last night. A guy hit the telephone pole in frt of the house. So I walk outside and find the telephone pole splintered in half, a big EMC trunk,and 2 guys staring at the pole. They said a guy in a truck hit it. It happened about 5:30 am. I asked them if the guy was drunk. They didnt know. I look around and see alot of glass, a couple of Ujoints,some oil ,and of course various trim pieces. The guys tell me trucks are on the way to replace the pole.
So.... the wife pulls the car out of the driveway because we know that we are going to be blocked in. Sure as sh*t they put the big pole sitting trunk right in the driveway. They turn the power off so we leave.[It can get hot in GA. without air conditioning.] The wife has been wanting a new printer so what better time than now, right? By the time we get back they are gone. We get in the house and try and hook up the printer.Wrong cord. The wife heads back to get the right one. She calls me alittle while later and tells me she's broke down. She's got 2 flat tires. I load the kids up and ride into town, find the wife and put the spare on. Take the other tire to a service station and get it plugged. I noticed screws in each of the flat tires. They looked like sheetrock screws. After all that bullsh*t. After we get home, I go out to the end of the driveway to clean up the debris and what do I find? Friggin sheetrock screws. All over the driveway. Supposedly the guy lives around the corner. My neighbor knows according to the wife. I saved all those screws....... even added a few of my own. I'M GOING TO COVER HIS DRIVEWAY WITH SCREWS..............THAT BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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08-31-2004, 06:55 PM
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you should egg them too...
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09-01-2004, 04:09 AM
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What a dick....
I dont really believe in suing for everything that comes down the pipe, but that has lawsuit written all over it... EDIT: For you to sue him, not the other way around.
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09-01-2004, 07:05 AM
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Revenge is so sweet!
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09-01-2004, 07:27 AM
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Just attack the guy with a wrench next time you see him going for his car, if he has children to traumatize, all the better for the message to sink in.
- Drink driving is Bad.
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09-01-2004, 07:35 AM
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do what i suggested to a co-worker this morning:
get a paintball gun, fill the hopper with marbles, listen to the screaming begin :)
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09-01-2004, 11:42 PM
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"I say we blow the fuckers up."
-Revenge of the Nerds
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering.
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