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i would want to be a llama or a drug lord in cuba or a drug lording llama. i woulkd be the biggest drug lord in the world!!!!!! I WOULD SELL SUGAR!!!! everyone love sugar and its not illeagal.
ha! i win!!:D :D :cool:
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Two nights ago I was shot A bullet sunk straight through my skull A friend pulled the trigger that silenced me No pain as I awoke, but dead Seeing the face of the man The time as he lays down his gun I knew this was going to take place White silence, so peaceful, so numb |
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I would love to be able to reach through a computer or phone and smack people....
Barring that, i would like to have control over time. stop, pause, play, rewind, fast foward, all at will. I would be filthy rich in no time. i would also have an enormous collection of "topless inpublic" photos that i would sell online... to the people i took the pictures of :D "send me $200 or i will post this on the net... and why is one nipple so much bigger than the other?"
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and if I could do one thing it would be to be rich that way I dont have to work or worry about bills or stress so much with it..Just being rich is all I ask for :D |
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"Honey, why is one ball the size of a raisin and the other a goose egg?" Ouch...... I like the rich thing, but i think i could swing that reallllll easy if i could control time :D
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I would love to be able to stop time...
hey, dammit Vod, that was gonna be my answer. There would be no vault unopened, no woman untouched, and no men left alive. :)
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be able to anything be a god if i was i would make all the cool members dissapear and put them all in the sears tower HORROR.COM CONVENTION ill give the members i like 1 favor each
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I'd like to destroy the world if given a chance......in a very super-villian kind of way...
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First choice: To be able to pull out the exact change that I need all the time when buying stuff
Second Choice: sex with Hate Breeder |
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