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whats the best weapon to use when beheading some1
a guillotine
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#2
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the traditional axe
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#3
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but you have to be strong and carefull with them a nicepiece of barbed wire twisted round attached to two cars and they drive different ways
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#4
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a phillips head screw driver
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#5
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A headchopperofferer a K-mart $12.99
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#6
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The soldiers were taught to use their shovels in 'Nam...If they were in the trenches, caught by surprise...Turned the shovel spade upside down, aimed just below the Adam's apple, shoved real hard...They kept their spades sharp, as they were often in use...combat trenches, latrines, etcetera
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piano wire strung between 2 small sticks. Loop pver head, pull tight sharply. Head plops on floor.
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#8
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Quote:
1. Machete 2. Axe 3. Chainsaw |
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Skil sawblade, frisbee style...ala "Idle Hands"
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... ![]() If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be |
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machette by far
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