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06-14-2004, 07:16 AM
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the nastiest tortures you can think of
knives, hammers, and vinegar what could go wrong
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06-14-2004, 07:25 AM
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Finely ground glass rubbed into the eyeballs, pour a bit of rubbing alcohol on that...Not really sure where I would go next...But, that's a start anyway
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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06-14-2004, 07:28 AM
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drils in knecaps and hung with barbed round your ankles and being made to starve and stay consious until you die
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06-14-2004, 07:31 AM
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OOOOH..I have a BETTER one..Listening to Barney songs, full blast, in surround sound for 7 days straight...No breaks...Beat that one:p :D
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06-14-2004, 07:33 AM
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Oh wait...I CAN beat that one...Replace "Barney Songs" with....Grindcore:eek: :eek:
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... If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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06-14-2004, 07:33 AM
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the problem with that is theres no one evil enough to do that
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06-14-2004, 07:47 AM
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Yeah...I think you're right...I would skin someone alive with a rusty potato peeler, an inch at a time, before I would do THAT:)
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... If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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06-14-2004, 07:48 AM
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Force someone with a weak stomach to watch the "Luncheon" scene from Dead Alive, while force feeding them custard. If you have seen it, you know what i am talking about.....
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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06-14-2004, 07:49 AM
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or just insert long metal things in up and down there nooks and crannys sounds soft but cutting my arm would make me talk
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06-14-2004, 07:50 AM
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whats the luncheon scene
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