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Old 07-24-2009, 10:50 AM
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You're all Circus Freaks!

But what for? What disgusting, gross or just impressive thing can you do?

A floor shaking burp? Popping your eyes out? Making your belly button look like a mouth and reciting The Gettysburg Address?

Mine isn't overly impressive. I can dislocate both of my thumbs. It makes for fun when shaking someone's hand and pretending they broke them.

But you guys are sure to have some messed up abilities that you just loooovvvveeee to show off at the most inappropriate times. WHAT ARE THEY?
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Old 07-24-2009, 10:56 AM
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But what for? What disgusting, gross or just impressive thing can you do?

A floor shaking burp? Popping your eyes out? Making your belly button look like a mouth and reciting The Gettysburg Address?

Mine isn't overly impressive. I can dislocate both of my thumbs. It makes for fun when shaking someone's hand and pretending they broke them.

But you guys are sure to have some messed up abilities that you just loooovvvveeee to show off at the most inappropriate times. WHAT ARE THEY?
I can make 15 year old British boys disappear. :D
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Old 07-24-2009, 10:58 AM
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I can juggle, ride a unicycle and make balloon animals... used to be a clown
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Old 07-24-2009, 11:01 AM
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i cant do anything ..

but my kid can put his hands on the table in front of him and turn them around so they are both pointing directly at him - still flat on the table ... like a big spider.
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Old 07-24-2009, 11:03 AM
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I can juggle, ride a unicycle and make balloon animals... used to be a clown
Seriously? IF so thats pretty awesome.

OK seriously though, you know The Crypt Keeper from Tales From The Crypt(tv show) and at the end of the opening theme he does that loud screeching cackle? I can do that. I can also make pig noises with a closed mouth.

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i cant do anything ..

but my kid can put his hands on the table in front of him and turn them around so they are both pointing directly at him - still flat on the table ... like a big spider.
I can do that too, I can do it because of this magic trick I learned where it looks like your twisting your hand 360 degrees around you're arm, its a street magic trick. Totally forgot about that.
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Old 07-24-2009, 11:16 AM
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Old 07-24-2009, 11:18 AM
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I used to be able to do some Kung fuie type shit and used to do demos for an Irish club...All my mates are way too good at the SideShow shit so I leave it up to them..

Heres a 2 videos I shot of them (its a teaser ofr a 45min Documentry I made):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKjOZEaqrPM



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4htbcP2fwg

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Old 07-24-2009, 12:55 PM
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Old 07-24-2009, 02:21 PM
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its a street magic trick.
what is street magic, psycom?
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