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01-17-2008, 05:28 PM
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Haircut...
...So I usually keep my hair pretty long right? Not like GIRL long, but for a guy and all, talkin' fringe between my mouth and cheek kinda long.
I usually only get it cut when something's annoying me, like if it gets TOO long, or the back/sides get to the point where theyre solid enough to make the surrounding area very hot. So, it's time for a haircut today. I really hate the whole process, I do. Whether it's a guy or you get the added bonus of a chick with some nice titties, I'm still just not with it. I hate sitting there feeling obligated to make nice...if they talk, I'm like...fuck. As well as, so few of them understand the concept of a guy saying, hey, I'd like to keep it pretty long, don't cut too much off - but they always do. Always. No matter what you tell 'em. Then with the product...I don't use a damn thing in my hair outside of shampoo, conditioner and the occasional Henna or coconut oil exposure for good health...I don't wear my hair gelled/moussed or whatever 'cos I don't need to...looks fine as is, straight as all hell and falls how I like it. But they ALWAYS gotta assume you want some shit in your hair. Don't like it. Then there's the hair on the neck bit...I mean seriously, how long have people been cutting hair that there's NOT technology that stops you from getting itchy fucking stubbly shavings all down your back? It's crazy. ...and I always walk out thinking that "yeah, it's ok, but they took too damn much off, and it could be better". Never once have I liked a haircut. ...For these reasons, I'm not going to enjoy today.
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01-17-2008, 05:39 PM
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it's just hair
chop it all off every once and a while, it's liberating. I shaved my head a few days ago - it was really long...couldn't be happier
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01-17-2008, 05:50 PM
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God has been taking mine.......I guess you could say, God is my barber. He takes it when i'm sleeping....leaves some on the pillow....or when i'm in the shower he likes to gently rip it out and spread it around.
he gets no tips:mad:
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01-17-2008, 05:56 PM
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Nah, no hair problems over this way, kinda grows too fast in all honesty. I always think it's just a lil' funnt when I walk outta there with more hair'n most guys walk in with...they must find my actions confusing.
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01-17-2008, 07:03 PM
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Haircut - The easy way
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So, it's time for a haircut today. I don't have that problem. I simply lift off my wig and there is a shiny, bald dome! Fast & simple! Lol!  Countess Marya
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01-17-2008, 08:08 PM
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I keep it short and simple. I cant do the shaved thing, feels weird. I dont actually look like Michael Berryman, but I sure felt like I did. That and I couldnt help thinking everyone thought I was a skinhead.
I like being just fuzzy.
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01-17-2008, 08:22 PM
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The complete opposite happens with me. First off, having some unknown person run their fingers through my hair has always been a very strange feeling to me. Don't like it all compared to some people I know. Secondly, when I ask for them to just cut it real short, they simply refuse. "Oh we'll just cut the tips". No... I want it cut off. For some reason, they always take it upon them to leave my hair long... as if they were taking away some of my femininity in cutting it. :p
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01-17-2008, 08:58 PM
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I'm chopping mine off soon. No one believes me cause it's been long for awhile now, but I fully plan on doing so. Now seems as good a time as any.
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01-17-2008, 10:07 PM
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Itchy, and yeah...as I thought, not long enough.
Next time I'm just gonna bring a ruler.
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01-18-2008, 12:09 PM
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On a side note, I always had my hair short, up until about 8th grade, then I decided to grow it out to see how I liked it, and found that it suits me alot. So now when it gets too long.... like about now... I cut it to just above shoulder length. I haven't cut it in about a year and a half(I cut it right the summer before last, for a girl, which I'm never going to do again) and now its down to below my shoulders. And my grandmother, who is a really old school country type, says I look like a faggot. She's just old so I let it slide.
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