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Old 09-11-2006, 04:52 PM
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my miserable life (part 3)

OK - for those of you following the wretched saga that is my life. . . you'll recall when last we met i had broken my right hand in a freak accident caused by trying to do a good deed

My Miserable Life part 2

well - today the cast came off (well, it wasn't that kind of cast so its more that i was given permission to quit wearing it)

so here's the scene - doctor takes off cast - hand is a bit smaller and pale, but otherwise seems ok

doctor: "ok, ok, ok, ok . . . huh?"
me: "'Huh?' what does 'huh' mean?"
doc: "move this finger" (holding middle finger)
doc: "does that hurt"
me: "yeah"
doc: "how about that?"
me: "Yeah!"
doc: "huhn"

me: "ok, what's up?"
doc: "well, it seems that this middle finger has healed back wrong."
me: "healed wrong? explain please"
doc: "well, not a huge problem. but, we may need to go back and surgically fix it."
me: "surgically fix it?"
doc: "well it seems that the joint has healed crooked and it appears that you'll either have to have surgery or its going to continue being crooked and painful"

why me?
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Old 09-11-2006, 04:55 PM
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Sounds like you need a little luck and some "influence."
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Old 09-11-2006, 04:59 PM
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Sounds like you need a little luck and some "influence."
the funny part is that it is my middle finger and its noticeably crooked - kind of bends to the right

the sad part is it does hurt (and there is virtually no way i can afford any kind of surgery )

so i say roll the bones for me witchie-poo! i could use some divine intervention!
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Old 09-11-2006, 05:00 PM
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hmmm
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Old 09-11-2006, 05:03 PM
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Old 09-11-2006, 05:05 PM
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but to be clear - i think of you like this:
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Old 09-11-2006, 05:13 PM
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the sad part is it does hurt (and there is virtually no way i can afford any kind of surgery )
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That fuck put the cast on but you have to pay for it? Shouldn't they be responsible for that?
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Old 09-11-2006, 05:14 PM
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That fuck put the cast on but you have to pay for it? Shouldn't they be responsible for that?
well - i sort of asked this. . . i asked him how this happened and he said - "oh, sometimes these things heal back funny"

funny?!? it isn't funny to me. . . the worst part is that its just a freakin finger - the idea of having surgery on my finger just boggles my mind
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Old 09-11-2006, 05:29 PM
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but to be clear - i think of you like this:
I am most flattered, Zero. That bitch rules. Fuck the lion!

Although this is more me...
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Old 09-11-2006, 05:38 PM
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Poor guy. That really sucks. Just get really drunk and rebreak your finger, and then they'll go ahead and operate on it.
I'm sorry, that's the only thing I could think of.
I know that's not a great solution, but I'm trying.:p
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