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joke time
Smoking Protection
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel. The pharmacist fainted. if you enjoyed that joke, you may want to check this very hilarious video that I found. enjoy laughing. http://www.badongo.com/vid.php?file=...20touch.wmv&s= 
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An extremely fat man walked into a therapist wearing nothing but saran wrap.....
.....the therapist saw this man and said "well sir I can clearly see your nuts"
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10-11-2005, 01:13 AM
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welcome back
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I never handed back my entrance swipe card ;) and thankyou good chap :)
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