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My Bruce Campbell meeting
So Bruce Campbell came to Iowa to promote his new book. I found out an HOUR before the whole deal was done, so I ran over there. I wait in line for 45 minutes, find out that I NEED to buy a book for him to autograph, so I gotta run to a bookstore and buy it for 15 bucks... run back, make it just in time to be the last person.
But here's the juice. I got him to sign my Maniac Cop DVD (which he constantly made fun of), and I said "Hey, good luck on the remake" in reference to Evil Dead. Here's what he said... "Yeah, sorry... Ashton Kutcher." Take that as you will.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex. 
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08-28-2005, 02:05 PM
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You lucky asshole.
I probably would have proposed marriage.
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08-28-2005, 02:07 PM
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Another girl just showed him her tattoo of a pot leaf and he started screaming, "Awww, bring it on!"
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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08-28-2005, 02:29 PM
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wHat filmis ash off?
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08-28-2005, 03:44 PM
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That will be a new classic remark in here, together with "the gate".
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...Just kidding.
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08-30-2005, 02:07 AM
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Re: My Bruce Campbell meeting
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playing ash....oh my god,normally i have to work up to being enraged....but this prospect justs flip the switch!!!! :mad: please tell me i'm wrong,tell me that cunt,that hack is'nt going to be cast as the main man.
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering.
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