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Old 07-30-2005, 04:25 AM
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Scary TV All the Time

Has anyone seen the Enzyte commercials with Bob? Do they freak anyone else out? Have I asked this question before?

Anyway, they are monumentally fucked up. They even freak my dad out.

Have any of you men tried this shit?
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Old 07-30-2005, 05:22 AM
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Eeerh.... Nope!?:confused:
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Old 07-30-2005, 06:12 AM
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It's supposedly a "natural male enhancement," not that any of you guys would admit you needed something like this. However, I figured someone (like Urge) would have tried it for the fun of it.:D
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Old 07-30-2005, 07:54 AM
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My cock is the size of Montana, so Iv never tried it. But I think the commercials are funny.
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Old 07-30-2005, 08:05 AM
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My cock is the size of Montana, so Iv never tried it. But I think the commercials are funny.
Yea compared to Montana on the globe you have on the nitestand next to your bed:p .

I dont really feel the need to try shit like that. I have a fear of my balls exploding from some of this stuff.

I have heard of younger guys like myself using Viagra. Doesnt to me seem like a good thing to be fucking around with.

Besides all that my dick has got me in enough trouble in the past and I dont need any help in that department yet.

*Creepers Wee Wee*

Yes you do, give me some Viagra muthafuka NOW NOW NOW
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Old 07-30-2005, 08:33 AM
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My psychiatrist says that viagra works really well for women too. No shit.
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Old 07-30-2005, 09:09 AM
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My psychiatrist says that viagra works really well for women too. No shit.
Really.


*Goes to pharmacy to get some for my lady*
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Old 07-30-2005, 01:59 PM
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You're right, those commericals are just fucked up. I mean, that is one seriously creepy dude.
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Old 07-30-2005, 02:44 PM
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Imagine that horny grinning bastard coming towards with a big hard-on. Brrrr...nightmares!
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Old 07-30-2005, 07:27 PM
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Imagine that horny grinning bastard coming towards with a big hard-on. Brrrr...nightmares!
LMFAO!!! No I don't want to imagine that thank you very much, that takes me to scary visual place and I don't want to go to scary visual place at the moment.....



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