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Scary TV All the Time
Has anyone seen the Enzyte commercials with Bob? Do they freak anyone else out? Have I asked this question before?
Anyway, they are monumentally fucked up. They even freak my dad out. Have any of you men tried this shit?
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Eeerh.... Nope!?:confused:
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It's supposedly a "natural male enhancement," not that any of you guys would admit you needed something like this. However, I figured someone (like Urge) would have tried it for the fun of it.:D
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My cock is the size of Montana, so Iv never tried it. But I think the commercials are funny.
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I dont really feel the need to try shit like that. I have a fear of my balls exploding from some of this stuff. I have heard of younger guys like myself using Viagra. Doesnt to me seem like a good thing to be fucking around with. Besides all that my dick has got me in enough trouble in the past and I dont need any help in that department yet. *Creepers Wee Wee* Yes you do, give me some Viagra muthafuka NOW NOW NOW
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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My psychiatrist says that viagra works really well for women too. No shit.
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*Goes to pharmacy to get some for my lady*
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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You're right, those commericals are just fucked up. I mean, that is one seriously creepy dude.
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Imagine that horny grinning bastard coming towards with a big hard-on. Brrrr...nightmares!
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Sighs too late..... :p |
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