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Bikini Bandit Caught
Bikini-Clad Man Flees With Dummy
Canada - The search for that perfect bikini landed a in hot water Tuesday. Moose Jaw's "Bikini Bandit" will remain in jail as he awaits sentencing next month. Police answered an alarm at a clothing store early Tuesday morning to find a man standing near a smashed front window inside the store, holding a dressed mannequin. The man dropped the dummy and ran, but police caught him a short distance away. When police searched the 27-year-old man, they saw he was wearing a ladies' bikini from the store. Ashley MacPherson appeared in court later Tuesday and pleaded guilty to theft and possession of marijuana. MacPherson was remanded until his sentencing hearing July 12, when the Crown indicated it would be bringing a charge of mischief against him.
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Re: Bikini Bandit Caught
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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