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03-21-2005, 06:12 AM
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Happy Birthday to....
Slinky
Thats right...slinky turns 60 today, and what kid didn't have a slinky.Hell even us old farts, urge,taylorsmommy, why I bet even juanhacko had a slinky. Of course after 5 minutes of trying to get the fucking thing to walk down the stairs you would toss it and never play with it again.  C'mon...everybody sing. Who walks the stairs without a care It shoots so high in the sky. Bounce up and down just like a clown. Everyone knows its Slinky. The best present yet to give or get The kids will all want to try. The hit of the day when you are ready to play Everyone knows it's Slinky. It Slinky, It’s Slinky for fun the best of the toys It Slinky, It’s Slinky the favorite of girls and boys. 
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03-21-2005, 06:25 AM
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What planet is that slinky song from?
Happy Birthday slinky! I learned when i was 10 that slinkys make terrible basketballs. They get all tangled up in the net and have to be removed with wire cutters...
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03-21-2005, 09:17 AM
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DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT !!! LIFES A BITCH THEN YOU DIE!!
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03-21-2005, 09:32 AM
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Juan is so cool, because when we're in need, he can blaze in and put us youngin's in our place.
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03-21-2005, 09:34 AM
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Quote:
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DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT !!! LIFES A BITCH THEN YOU DIE!!
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03-21-2005, 09:50 AM
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Happy Birthday, whoever slinky is.
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