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03-24-2005, 06:59 AM
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Surgery Story
here's a true story of the first time a had surgery.
I’ve never been to surgery before this. I don’t really know how it happened, because it happened so fast. I was running from a mad man. He claimed I stole his Jelly Beans. I didn’t know what he was talking about however, because I’m allergic to Jelly Beans. The man knocked on my door early in the morning. I woke up to answer it, and there he was, holding a large rubber band. “You stole my jelly beans!!” he exclaimed. I didn’t know what to say to him because I was confused. “And now I choke you to death with my rubber band!!!!” He then swiftly put the rubber band over my head on around my neck. I panicked, burst through the front door, nearly knocking him over. I ran as fast as I could, clawing at the rubber band around my neck, trying my hardest to breathe. He started to chase after me. I quickly ran towards a flight of stairs that led to the Town Park, hoping that I could find someone to help me. I was starting to get dizzy, and was panting hard, due to the rubber band wrapped tightly around my neck. I got to the first step of the set of stairs, and began running down them. Halfway down the stairs, I got very very dizzy, and tripped over one of the stairs. I flew down them, tumbling and rolling. The rubber band snapped off my neck. I hit the last stair head-first, and then everything went black Next thing you know, I wake up in a hospital bed, and find out I’m having surgery because my leg bent backwards, and impaled my stomache.
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If somebody knocked on my door and just yelled ''you stole my jellybeans'' I just burst into tears laughing.
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hey man, it was true! look i have real medical pictures from the surgery!
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I once walked down the road there was this dog and it started eating the big fat sheeps ass then the owner came over to the dog and shouted at it telling it to stop eating burnt car tyres for breakfast then i stated laughing and the dog shouted at me and told me that if i did not stop laughing it would shove its lead down my ear hole so i said yeah ok give it a try then out popped the big catterpiller that started eating all the pebbles on the ground the women standing near by then screamed when are we going to get some gasoline from the laundry shop next year i said i dont know but the loonie assylym was taking new empolyees so she said that she would send her pet dinosaur to the bank to collect some freshly toasted jam sandwiches made with cardboard and china shavings
the end. Last edited by ShankS; 03-24-2005 at 07:21 AM.
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jelly beans.
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lol, very imaginative.
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I can see that with the way you beat medaphors to death.
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03-24-2005, 05:44 PM
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i see at least a broken leg. the surgeon must have taken your ears and your dick
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ya pretty much..........
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