How Do You Want To Cash Out ?

[urgeok]

as i was playing volleyball last night and thinking that i could easily have a heart attack at any given time i started wondering about death. How it would be ..etc.

Then my mind wandered to how would i want to go vs how will i probably go.

i'd like to go by being screwed to death at the age of 120 by a pair of twin jamaican female bisexual gymnists (or triplets)

but it will probably be just as i suspect .. while playing volleyball...
or in the ambulance .. 3 feet away from the hospital..

how about all y'all ?

die guns blazing in a hail of bullets ? while saving 650 people from a burning building ? crushed by the coke machine you lost your dollar in (and started rocking it back and forth)

how would you like to vs how will it probably happen ?

[Angelakillsluts]

I'd like to die doing something hardcore, but I'm thinking I'll probably die at 36 or something because of a rare food allergy.

[Haphazard]

I would like to get eaten by a shark. Like, a final scene in a movie where there is all this hectic; heart-pounding fear...then BAM! shark food!

Unfortunately, I will prob die from lung cancer (been slowly commiting suicide for years).

[Death By Jell-O]

I'm still working on my formula for immortality.......That way I don't have to worry about it.......If I ever get it perfected I'll let you all know.......So far it's not looking good........25 with the body of a 90 y/o...........So the way things are going, I'm going to die because my back will fail again and I won't be able to get to the toilet or something and I'll shit myself to death and die of starvation.......

[Haphazard]

Death by jell-o

[urgeok]

i think shitting myself to death would have to be about the lousiest way to go that i can personally think of.
painful, smelly, humiliating.

just like highschool.

[Death By Jell-O]

Originally posted by Haphazard
Death by jell-o

Actually I used to have a backstory about this name, but I can't remember all the details......I know it consisted of a conspiracy involving Bill Cosby........

Pretty much, if you're exposed to too much Jell-O powder and inhale it, it becomes gelatenous in your lungs from the moisture, and slowly you drown, and meet your Death By Jell-O....Bill doesn't want you to know that though.....

[Vodstok]

Im thinking around 50, my wife can smother me with her breasts and then claim the insurance. Sounds pretty godamn good to me :)

[urgeok]

50 !! jesus christ ! you wont say that when you're past 40.

but come to think of it .. i'm getting near 50 .. does your wife do volunteer chairity work ? :)

[Gren the cake]

want to be killed in the line of duty as an officer. proteting someone. :D