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03-09-2006, 10:23 AM
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Done Anything Stupid (But Funny) Lately?
Umm...Yeah...I just leaned a bit too far to my right...And nearly fell outta my chair....
Well...Actually...The chair was going WITH me...So, I'm not sure what ya call that...But still... It was kinda funny I'm sure that if anyone had actually seen it, it would have been even MORE funny...The whole flailing, and catching myself thing:D So...You guys embarassed yourselves lately...And got a laugh out of it...Even if only YOU were laughing?
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03-09-2006, 10:25 AM
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last week i woke up in the morning to find a good 10 inches or so of snow. . . pissed off i quickly shoveled the walk and stairs and then, late and kind of pissed, i decided to throw my snow shovel over the back hedge (which is like 10 feet high) and into the back yard so I could head out ---needless to say, the shovel flew up and then landed perfectly into the high bunch of snow on the very top of the hedge. . . the next morning i had to get a ladder and a rake (balancing in another 3 or 4 inches of snow) to catch the shovel and pull it off.
it was funny, but not fun.
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03-09-2006, 10:28 AM
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03-09-2006, 10:29 AM
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03-09-2006, 10:44 AM
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I was at work real late last night and farted on the elevator thinking surely know one else was there..sure one floor later 2 execs get on. Tight!
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03-09-2006, 10:47 AM
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... If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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03-09-2006, 10:59 AM
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03-09-2006, 11:08 AM
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I NEVER do anything stupid, unless you count trying to make interesting threads.:D
No, seriously, I wore platform sandals the other day. That's stupid because I tendonitis in my left ankle from spraining it like a million times. The day I wore the shoes my feet were fine, but after that, I've been walking with a limp. This is not funny, but it is stupid. Did I tell you guys that I fell down our stairs a month ago. That was funny. It hurt like a bitch and I bruised my butt bone, but in retrospect, it was quite funny. By the way, Zombee, what is your av?
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03-09-2006, 11:25 AM
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Em always doing stupid things..unintentionally..my actions just seem to come out stupid.
Ok with the gym thing comes a change of eating habits.. along with body functions.. Anways em at the gym doing the circut..then decide to have a go on the cycle.. em going crazy , trying to impress my trainer..when i finished ..i went to get off ..and it was like my fart just fell out of me.. the gym was full n everyone kinda looked directly my way..em like farrrk.. All done i think..Nups.. go to aerobics and with every squat..a fart fell out.. Em wearing the stupidest of grins.. my support crew (my daughter n mates) who were beside me ..disappeared in a heap on the floor...on the OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM..(Insert red face)
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03-09-2006, 05:23 PM
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I just threw a drunken bitch fit playing Mario Kart 64 and everybody made fun of.... I guess justly deserved.
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