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01-02-2008, 01:27 PM
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Your Bestest Jokes!
Everyone has a few personal favourites!
1. Boss asks secretary "Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?" "No", says the secretary. "Great, Let's do lunch." the boss says. 2. Two nuns are driving along the road when a vampire jumps out in front of them. One nun says to the other "Show him your cross!", so the second nun opens her window, leans out and shouts "Move out of the bloody road! I need to get home in time for Friends!" 3. Two nuns in a bath, one says "Where's the soap?" The other says "Yeh, it does dunnit." 4. An english man, a scottish man, a welsh man, an irish man, a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a brunette walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this, some kind of joke? 5. If father christmas, the tooth fairy, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde all saw a £10 note laying on the floor, who would pick it up? The dumb blonde because there is no such thing as father christmas, the tooth fairy or a smart blonde.
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 By the way, you kind of fucked that one up at the end there.
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01-02-2008, 04:03 PM
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I see nothing wrong with it! :D
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01-02-2008, 04:06 PM
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So... A guy named Newb walks out of a bar.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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01-02-2008, 04:41 PM
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You know what's pretty funny? These:
 ... And the fact that my boyfriend is wearing a pair right now (for realsies, the TOOL). :(
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01-02-2008, 04:47 PM
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01-02-2008, 04:53 PM
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*steals newb's blood to add to collection*
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01-02-2008, 05:01 PM
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Communism.
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01-02-2008, 05:10 PM
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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair Two nuns are riding their bikes home from church. One nun turns to the other and says "I've never come this way before", the other nun answers "It's the cobblestones." Whats the main cause of pedophelia Sexy children
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