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my miserable life (part 3)
OK - for those of you following the wretched saga that is my life. . . you'll recall when last we met i had broken my right hand in a freak accident caused by trying to do a good deed
My Miserable Life part 2 well - today the cast came off (well, it wasn't that kind of cast so its more that i was given permission to quit wearing it) so here's the scene - doctor takes off cast - hand is a bit smaller and pale, but otherwise seems ok doctor: "ok, ok, ok, ok . . . huh?" me: "'Huh?' what does 'huh' mean?" doc: "move this finger" (holding middle finger) doc: "does that hurt" me: "yeah" doc: "how about that?" me: "Yeah!" doc: "huhn" me: "ok, what's up?" doc: "well, it seems that this middle finger has healed back wrong." me: "healed wrong? explain please" doc: "well, not a huge problem. but, we may need to go back and surgically fix it." me: "surgically fix it?" doc: "well it seems that the joint has healed crooked and it appears that you'll either have to have surgery or its going to continue being crooked and painful" why me?
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Sounds like you need a little luck and some "influence."
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the sad part is it does hurt (and there is virtually no way i can afford any kind of surgery ) so i say roll the bones for me witchie-poo! i could use some divine intervention!
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hmmm
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??
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but to be clear - i think of you like this:
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That fuck put the cast on but you have to pay for it? Shouldn't they be responsible for that?
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funny?!? it isn't funny to me. . . the worst part is that its just a freakin finger - the idea of having surgery on my finger just boggles my mind
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Although this is more me...
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Poor guy. That really sucks. Just get really drunk and rebreak your finger, and then they'll go ahead and operate on it.
I'm sorry, that's the only thing I could think of. I know that's not a great solution, but I'm trying.:p
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