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need help on getting rid of pycho girl.
ok so two days ago i was on myspace and this chick left me a messege saying "your a cutie, add me to msn" so yeah whatever I do so. and then shes like hey, can I phone you? and i thought "hey, sweet, phone sex." NOT THE CASE! she phones me and complains about being single and then asks me if i wanted to date her so we can cuddle and kiss and phone eachother everyday. WTF!!! She doesnt even know me....I DONT EVEN KNOW HER! and then she phones me again and right of the bat says "Did you miss me? I missed you!" and again WTF! and so she phones me yet again last night. First she starts off saying stuff about people I dont know and could care less about other peoples relationships. THEN she tells me she had this guy over at her house and goes into details about how she gave him head twice and then had sex with him. WTF. and then she askes me about my favorite sexual position and I say "doggie style" and then shes like "OMG ME TOO! k we are so hooking up. I just love getting pounded so hard that im about to cry." :eek: like seriously! WTF! and then she talk about us having babies n shit. and to top it off shes one of these bubble headed girls and got offended at a dead baby joke I told her. "whats the diffrence between a rock and a dead baby....you cant have sex with a rock!" after I said that she got all grossed out n shit. I mean right there TOTALLY not the girl for me. And she also got upset over my "I <3 Abortions" t-shirt, and she STILL wants to hang out tonight. and she also keeped saying "do you like me?" and I'd be like "ummm...i dont know?" then she replies "yes or no! well I think your hot! and I wanna get to know you better." I seriously wanna run to the hill if only there wernt mutant murderous people who lived in them...and if i had hills around were i live. So please help me get rid of her. whats you thoughts on the matter? did you ever have this problem and if so how did you get past it? I NEED HELP PEOPLE.....BADLY!!!
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If your phone has caller ID, just stop answering. Delete her from your myspace and just stop talking to her.
Unless she's hot.
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dress up like this....
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Most phone services have a number block feature. I strongly suggest you use it. Msn also has a block feature. Get rid of the annoying idiot.
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if she doesn't sense you're not very enthusiastic just tell her you're seeing someone else and she's definitely not your type anyhoo. be brutal, kinder in the long run.
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I could do a banishing spell for you.
Otherwise, tell her point blanck that she is being way to aggressive, you're not comfortable, and that you don't intend to speak to her anymore. Delete her from your files and call your phone company and have her number blocked. Please tell me that she doesn't know you surname or your address? If that's the case, see my first suggestion. She sounds pretty obsessive, so you need to sever ties before she comes any closer to you. Good luck, my friend. Just remember you didn't cause her to latch onto you. That's her personal issues. Don't let ANY guilt keep you from cutting ties. Keep us updated. See, girls, we can be just as psychopathic (note I didn't say psychotic. I'm psychotic, and I won't even call my friends) as our male counterparts. Word to the wise.
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How about you just give me her number and myspace and I'll go out with her.:D :cool:
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:rolleyes: do all u guys think about is head sex or anything like that?:rolleyes:
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