08-25-2015, 05:49 AM
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Evil Dead
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Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1,454
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Originally Posted by cheebacheeba
When I take a shit (or, leave a shit) I like to wipe my ass first with wet wipes...I got this idea from wiping my babies ass that way, it's like, why do we stop?
Kind of like a trade down with dry toilet paper, no?
After that, I will use toilet paper and even use a spritz of cologne on there.
...Yes, I an worried that one day someone might smell something bad, and attribute it to me. Now, if they do, I'll be able to declare proudly that I have a very clean, and designer scented asshole, thank you very much.
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There's always the bleaching process.... 
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Let's just say that if all the corpses were to stand up at once, we'd have one hell of a population problem
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