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People falling down. Seriously, it's going to get me in trouble one day. When I worked at that damned gas station, I would mop the floor right in front of the door and "forget" to put out the wet floor sign ... and just lean on the counter and wait for the next yahoo to come along and slip.
The look on people's faces as they fall is almost always priceless.
Also, people who fall for a long time. My mom slipped on something in the Chinese restaurant and fell for almost a whole minute (the whole length of the buffet table). Her torso was rockin', arms swinging, hands slipping into the lo mein and moo-goo as she tried to maintain balance. I think I even managed to say: "Jesus mom, you're touchin' the food" in the middle of her fall, and she kept going. It was priceless. I laughed for a long time on that. People wonder why I didn't try to help her. Because it was funny!
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