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Originally posted by meetthecreeper
This is kind of dumb but Im bored so, I was at work once and while working on a car I had an accident, a jack fell out from beneath a car and a jagged piece of metal removed a very large chunk of my thumb, I just grabbed a towel and kept working until i soaked the towels with blood. I remember pulling the towels off and looking at the raw meat that was once my thumb and thinking, well I wont be playing the piano anytime soon, I guess it was a defense mechanism from the shock. I found the whole thing quite humorous at the time. I had plastic surgery and my thumb looks almost normal except it is now my evil appendage and tries to commit acts of violence but the other fingers wont cooperate, and a thumb on its own cant do shit. Hell of a wrestler though, break your fucking thumb right off. Hey moonsorrow, what do brains taste like??? Chicken??? Seems everything tastes like chicken, even my neighbors liver tasted like chicken, youd think it would taste like liver but it taste like chicken. Huh.
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That's pretty damned funny.. I tore a chunk out of my right thumb on a Rotozip, it healed up pretty well though... Never committed evil acts...
(Don't try wankin' it with that hand anymore... I won't even begin to imagine what could happen... Now
that's horror...)
Reminds me of the movie "Idle Hands" with that anal-retentive teen butt-throb, Devon Sawa... which, in turn, reminds me of The Mooninites from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force:"
"Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and we all know how much God hates that." - Ignigknot (sp?)
I love that show!
*FADE OUT*