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Originally Posted by Sculpt
On a first date, bring a chic over to your house, tell her this movie explains who you are, play The Thing 1982, and stare at her for the last half of the film. While the credits roll, tell her you had to do the same thing the alien did. Chics love it.
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You know, little bro, you really are funny but dollars to donuts says you're single!
