I - Frankenstein.
You - sucker.
I know - i know - i should have known better than to see a film made by the same people who made the vacuous Underworld series... but i thought - Aaron Eckhart - how bad can it be?
I guess it would be fun for a 12 year old who's never seen anything like it before - but for anyone else - especially someone who saw those awful Turdworld films, it was a terrible waste of time.
It seemed like someone told a 10 year old to rewrite vampires VS werewolves into demons vs gargoyles. The writing - especially the dialogue - was so bad it was insulting.
This movie is the cinematic equivalent of a paint by numbers clown picture.
A couple of very good actors horribly wasted. Uwe Boll would be proud.
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