[knife_fight]

Maybe it's because I'm lazy, but I really don't feel like going up against something indestructible like Michael Myers, and Dracula seems like he'd be a pain in the ass.

The easiest one to kill, to me, is probably the Creature. While I like him a lot, he'd be the one I'd go after, just because I feel like I could do it.

1. Go to the Black Lagoon

2. Drop some dynamite in the water.

3. If that doesn't work, use some jumper cables.