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Old 10-11-2013, 09:01 PM
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Book of Flash Fiction -- Horror and Humor

Hello horror enthusiasts!

What we have here is a bit of shameful promotion for my new ebook entitled: CRAPLET The Abbreviated Tales of S.R. Tooms

Below is a sampling eerily similar to the type of stories that are written within its pages. If you have a love for the dark and macabre (with a bit of humor thrown in), please swing by and take a look at this new collection. If not, I hope you at least enjoy the tale :)

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From the time I was little there’s been one thing I’ve always wanted… that I could never have. No matter how many times I asked, no matter who I asked, no matter when I asked… I found myself forever denied. I thought this would be one of those things, a life lesson you might say.

The other day when I came home from school, I noticed a strange discoloration on the sidewalk -- a kind of oozy slime trail that led up to the front door. I turned the knob and walked inside, still a little unsure of what the substance could be. And as I strolled in, I heard a clatter coming from the kitchen. The slime track moved in this same direction. “Mom?” I called out.

“In here,” she said cheerfully.

Into the kitchen I went… and this is where I saw it. The first thing I noticed was my father’s severed torso (with the gory head still attached) resting by the stove. Next there came my brother – or at least a piece of him, located inside the jaws of some large, dripping creature which stood before me. I saw more clearly now. My brother’s leg wedged between its teeth and my smiling mother standing beside it.

“You always wanted a pet,” she gushed.
Or swing by my site for more tidbits of terror: The Complainer's Compendium
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CRAPLET: The Abbreviated Tales of S.R. Tooms

http://www.amazon.com/Craplet-Abbreviated-Tales-Tooms-ebook/dp/B00FQ82OAA/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1381300851&sr=1-1

CLANK: A Book of Madness

http://www.amazon.com/CLANK-Book-Madness-S-R-Tooms-ebook/dp/B00GV6HOH4/ref=la_B00FQ9EDNK_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1385220270&sr=1-2
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