But wait.....just left of the battlefield lies The Cemetery,surround by fog with morning dew glistening on the cold stone markers. A rumble comes from beneath the stone marked "newb"...then......
SKRTTTBIBBLEDOODLEFART
NEWB LIVES
Actually he never died...he was just pretending to be dead until he could make his move.
Walking over to the now rotting corpse that was Weapon X, he snatches the crown off the bloody head and places it gently on his own.
ALL HAIL THE REAL WINNER OF BATTLE ROYALE
He then proceeds to the celebration in search of the crying monkey and lays a bitch slap on his hairy ass
