[cheebacheeba]

Guy says to his wife on wednesday
"Hey, you're coming fishing with me and the dog on the weekend"
She says she doesn't want to go...
He tells her if she doesn't come she's either going to suck his dick or take it up the ass before he leaves - she has until Friday to decide.

Come Friday, he tells his wife to get ready after packing some fishing gear.
She says that she's still not coming.
"Ok, so what's it to be then?"
She says "Pull your pants down I'm giving you head".

She goes at it, and stops and gags after about 10 seconds.
"What the fuck? Your dick tastes like shit!"
He says he knows.
"The dog didn't want to come fishing either"